Children are Amazing

I'm sitting here listening to Banana in the bathtub.  She can't remember the words to any songs...ANY songs.  Yet, she is in there, singing at the TOP of her lungs and staying on key...or at least it would appear she is, I'd probably be able to tell if I had any clue what song she was trying to sing.

Banana loves baths.  I have a hard time keeping her OUT of the tub...and once she is in there it's a knock down drag out to get her back OUT of the tub.  After her bath she is no longer a banana, she is a prune.

Bubba, who desperately wants a girlfriend despite the fact that I constantly tell him girls are nothing but trouble (I know...I am one) can't seem to get IN the shower without a knock down drag out.  However, once he IS in there he is in there FOREVER.  Oddly, at 14, he apparently has forgotten how to wash.  I'm not sure what he is doing in the shower for an hour...and I probably don't want to know.  However, when he gets out I "smell" him to see if he is clean.  A typical after shower conversation sounds something like this:

Me:"Did you wash your hair?"
Bubba <eye roll> "Yes."
Me: "With what?" (I don't smell the minty shampoo).
Bubba:"Water"
Me:"You didn't use shampoo?"
Bubba: "I forgot"

Me:"Did you wash your body?"
Bubba <eye roll>: "Yes!"
Me: "Did you wash your body in the shower?"
Bubba <bigger eye roll> "MOM! YES!!"
Me: "All of your body?"
Bubba "GEEZ MOM!!! YES"
Me:"With what?"
Bubba: "That loafa sponge thingy" (He means a loofa)
Me:"What was on the loofa sponge thingy?"
Bubba:"Water"
Me: "You didn't use soap?"
Bubba:"I forgot"
Me <BIGGEST EYE ROLL.....E  V   E   R> "GET BACK IN THE SHOWER AND GET CLEAN...AND USE SOAP ON YOUR BODY AND SHAMPOO IN YOUR HAIR!!!!" 

*sigh* I wish I was a rabbit.